Tech-savvy Toddler Dreamers Gifts

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

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Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

"Technology is for babies!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"