Tech-savvy Toddler Dreamers Pillows

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Baby Screen Time

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Soccer kids texting

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Tim's marketing solutions

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'