Digital Age Dreamers Gifts

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Life after death

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."