Digital Dreamer Gifts

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Here are the latest strategic proposals on 'managing the paperless office'.

"You can't get government subsidies for your Farmville Farm."

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

'Since everything is stored in the cloud, it's all about data management and cyber security up here now.'

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

Rodin's 'Thinker' with a computer for a head.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

'And quit telling me to get a life. You know perfectly well it's too late for that.'

"Everything is in the Cloud."

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Internal Server error: Your server was unable to fulfill your dream request.

'Do you want me to let you know when they come out with eBooks you can color?'

'Website still under construction'

Proof of Being Human

The image is breaking up. I should never have switched to digital.'

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

'I think starting up a multi billion pound empire involves more than asking all your online friends to give you all their money!'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

"Someone out there loves me."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

By coincidence, Frank and Duke discover that their avatars were 'involved' in Second Life.

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

Asleep at the computer

'No, it's no mistake, Martini. I want you to download the entire internet for me.'

Fisherman sitting on dock sees computer simulated sunrise.