Digital Dreamer Gifts

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Here are the latest strategic proposals on 'managing the paperless office'.

'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

'Since everything is stored in the cloud, it's all about data management and cyber security up here now.'

Rodin's 'Thinker' with a computer for a head.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

'And quit telling me to get a life. You know perfectly well it's too late for that.'

"Someone out there loves me."

Internal Server error: Your server was unable to fulfill your dream request.

Proof of Being Human

'Website still under construction'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'Do you want me to let you know when they come out with eBooks you can color?'

The image is breaking up. I should never have switched to digital.'

'I think starting up a multi billion pound empire involves more than asking all your online friends to give you all their money!'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Geek fairies

'The following dream is now downloading.'

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

"Son, I have just one word to say to you. . . are you listening? Bitcoin."

"There are three types of people, son. Winners, losers, and tech support."

'I need a web presence.'