Digit Dreamer Gifts

Number Phobia.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted