Digital Daydreamer Gifts

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

'I wish I'd spent more time on the internet.'

Binary Man

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

'You seem to have your head in 'the cloud' these days.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Boredband Internet

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'

Fly Space.

Nethead strip: "Procrastination is the worst kind of sin!!"

"Wheeler, are you going to lunch?"

Modern Studying

PC and man

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

'Nothing on TV - what's on your phone tonight?'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Computer thinks as man pecks keyboard: Wow! And he says I'm slow!

"I was not sleeping. My head was in the 'cloud'."

'My computer is playing a cad and mouse game.'

'Get up and move around, dear. You're getting dusty.'

Nethead strip: Kissed frog turns into a PC

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

You.com

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

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Venn diagram of procrastinating and research

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