Digital Nomad Daydreamer Gifts

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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Not that net!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Cellphone Islands

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

The World Wide Web.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Computer monitor for a head.

"Now you can send it."