Digital Nomads Gifts

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Rustic Camping and Wi-Fi Zone.

The Evolution Of Man.

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"Siri, lead us in song."

'Not that net!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Speedboats-R-US.com

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

"I used to work from home, but nowadays it's temporary accommodation."

"Apparently he's been lost in the desert for days."

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Need Internet To Manage My Bitcoins

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Technological Dependence.

'Warning - no cell phone service next 20 miles.'

Camp Wilderness.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

"All Super Highways lead to Rome"

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

'Hi - how are you?'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

A Real Working Vacation.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Flight: Select your spot.

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."