Digital Nomadism Gifts

"You're taking this 'digital nomad' thing too far."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Not that net!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

WiFi Signals

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

The World Wide Web.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Cellphone Islands

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

Computer monitor for a head.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Now you can send it."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'