Digital Nomad In Denial Gifts

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Not that net!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Cellphone Islands

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Computer monitor for a head.

"Now you can send it."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

The Re-Opening of Schools