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Number Phobia.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Binary Man