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Programmer Dreams

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"