Development Dreamer T-Shirts

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."