Destiny Dreamer T-Shirts

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

Destiny

"I'm going to need to speak to someone from either personnel or maintenance."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

FATE...

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

"..You're going to be rich and successful, but then on the other hand.."

'I'd like to go to law school, but I guess I'm destined to become a frog.'

'Remember me, Mr. Sanders? I was a student in your social studies class. You told me I was destined to serve the public.'

'According to this rubbish I'm going on a long journey.'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Right place, wrong time. Wrong place, right time.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."