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"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Gen-Next Library

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'E-books?'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

i-teddy

Large print e-book.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."