Techie Dreamer Gifts

Nanatech.

"This is as high definition as I get."

'Sure you can be a high-resolution laser spectropocist if tou want to be, but tell Daddy, what is a high-resolution laser spectropocist.'

"Wow! These virtual reality goggles sure make sex seem so real."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Barcode Dreams

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Life after death

"What's that you're reading?"

Keep on Truckin.