Technology Dreamer Gifts

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

"Where's my jet pack? They promised us jet packs."

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

It looks like mankind only has 30 years till immortality. What are you going on about? That

If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body. That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000. Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he's concerned about his mortality. You answer should have been nothing. That alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy. I think I'd rather wait for the 7000-S. Stop it.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Barcode Dreams

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Geek fairies

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

i-teddy

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!