Fantasy Tech Dreamer Gifts

Witch updates travel broom.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Barcode Dreams

If Disney was a software company

Hot Air Balloon

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Life after death

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

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Desert Planet

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Wordplay: Me.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

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"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."