Fantasy Tech Lover Gifts

Lunar Powered Broomstick

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

If Disney was a software company

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Pokemon Get Lost

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.