Tech Fantasist Gifts

Cavewoman fantasy

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

If Disney was a software company

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Leonard Nimoy

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Let's rock!'

'Stealth broom.'

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

Encyclopedia

'Modem Times,'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"