Futuristic Tech Fanatic Gifts

TV's to be allowed in self-driving cars.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

Existence 2.0

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

Post Post

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

Milkshake Shortage

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

"I find her remarkably attractive."

'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

'The dog wants to go out, Dear.'

Nethead strip: Hypnotised by the net

Lunar Powered Broomstick

Phone Umbrella

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

"Here's your problem, Ma'amBot. You've got people living under here."

"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."