Technology Futurist Gifts

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Existence 2.0

Occu-Pie Mars

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

AI Safety Officer

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Artificial hearts.