Futuristic Tech Gifts

"I don't care if the president has them, no face tattoos until you're 13!"

"Jenkins, did we get that new 3-D copier yet?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Dr. Roo.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Your Future Home.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

If Disney was a software company

"You may now kiss the bride."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Robot walking pet robot

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Christmas TV...

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

The Evolution Of Man

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.