Digital Futurist Gifts

'At my job I was replaced by a smartphone app that was created by a teenager.'

Year 2070: The Last of Generation Coronavirus

OpenAI chaos

Occu-Pie Mars

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

AI Safety Officer

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."