Futurism Fanatic Gifts

"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

In the Year 2525

Post Post

"Here's your problem, Ma'amBot. You've got people living under here."

If I could live in any other era, it would be "the age of woman." What? When was that? By my calculations, it will be the year 2297. That's when the entire paradigm will shift. Women will be in charge of everything, and men will be ignored, belittled and objectified. HOJ. Life's too easy today. I need the challenge the 23rd century will provide. I think I probably need to live in the 16th century.

Do you believe the world is all an illusion? I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon. Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet it's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies. If the entire hive mind of earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true. I hope not. I'd hate for you to end up being

Robotics Inc. He's coming back to work here? I thought he was obsolete. He was retired, rewired and rehired!

"Back before Amazon stores, a cashier had to have a job ringing you up."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Philip Kindred Dick

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

Occu-Pie Mars

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Why bother?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Dr. Roo.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Robot Jogger

Minority Report

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'