Futurism Fan Gifts

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'

Man waiting in line to self scan himself at a hospital.

'The computer is claiming its intelligence is real, and ours is artificial.'

"They've found a design fault!"

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

IRS: 'Let's freeze those who die owing taxes...thaw them out when a cure is found.'

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

Computerized House

"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."

Apparently his main experience is in futures.

'This really is high speed Internet. I'm reading posts from tomorrow.'

Apparently they were a but more advanced than we thought.

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Gimme all your Bitcoin!"

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"A flying car had a leak."

Mayakovskiy V.V.

'It's a bright new day, Ms. Snack, and there's lots to be done. Send in my clone.'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

In the future, humans will be able to concentrate their auras to specific body parts, and even read by them!

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

Missing Persons Bureau

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

Sideshow of the future.

AI

"The 'Generous Granny' is our most popular robot. She's equipped with her own ATM."

At a bank a person deals with an automatic teller and a robot deals with a human teller.

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"Sexbots! What kind of men would even go near such an abomination?"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'