Retro-futurism Fan Gifts

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Sleep Mode.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Why bother?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Dr. Roo.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time Machine Collision

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Robot Jogger

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Take me to your thought leader."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'