Futuristic Enthusiast Gifts

'The dog wants to go out, Dear.'

Living in a glass house phobia.

Robotic Man

"Why bother?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Take me to your thought leader."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Robot Waiter

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

AI

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

"Hey, this is a big gamble for us, too. We've never hired a genetically-modified vegetable before!"

"And then around 40,000 years ago, we lost the fleshy appendage. . ."

"They've found a design fault!"

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

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