Futuristic Adventurer Gifts

Button with notice - Beam Up

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Robotic Man

E=mc2.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"It's probably just seasonal."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Super Student

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Playground Pipe Dreams

Shoot For The Moon

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Creative Baby.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'