Futuristic Adventurer T-Shirts

Button with notice - Beam Up

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Robotic Man

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Super Student

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Creative Baby.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Shoot For The Moon

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'