Visionary Adventurer T-Shirts

'They're the latest tri-focals. You can see close, far, and behind your back.'

Grimey The Myopic Spider.

"Oops! My contact lenses!"

'A pair of contact lenses?'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

Pipe Dream.

Thomas Mann.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

E=mc2.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Tiny Visions

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Imagination Navigation.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Super Student

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."