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'I knew it was a mistake to come to the gallery on myopia night.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

CartoonStock Upload"How am I supposed to fix my glasses without glasses when I can't even see the stupid little screw driver? Eye glasses repair kit my a**. More like a makes me wanna drink drain cleaner kit."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Fish hunting for men.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Tiny Visions

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Imagination Navigation.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Tiger Costume

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

i-teddy

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Meet the new factory manager.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Wild Cow.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'