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"I don't see you pencilled in my calendar, Armstrong."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Tommy!"

Fish hunting for men.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Igloo for birds.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Free Range Employees.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Responsibility and duties

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The lonely figure

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'