Software Adventurer T-Shirts

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Obsession with the Internet.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Second lifeReal life.

You are here.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

i-teddy

Free Range Employees.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Responsibility and duties

Meet the new factory manager.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

Whack, Out of Whack.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X