Technological Adventurer T-Shirts

'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

"I took our kid three years to graduate college. It took me four years to learn all the features on this remote."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Pan Extension Chord

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Take me to your leader. . .

Desert wifi

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

Scenic selfie site

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"