Technological Adventurer Gifts

'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

"I took our kid three years to graduate college. It took me four years to learn all the features on this remote."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Pan Extension Chord

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Take me to your leader. . .

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

Desert wifi

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

Scenic selfie site

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."