Techie Adventurer Gifts

"I was once called Gerry, then my phone died and I got lost in the woods. Now I'm Yorba, king of squirrels."

Tunnel of likes

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

The great discovery of the century.

"We'll be okay as soon as I can find a place to plug this in."

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Alien and Wind Farm

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Pan Extension Chord

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Desert wifi

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."