Tech-dependent Adventurer Gifts

"I brought my own nature sounds."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Pan Extension Chord

"Who can we call?"

Meet the new factory manager.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Take me to your leader. . .

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

The segway RV.

Photocoffier.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Young MacDonald

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'