Tech-savvy Adventurer Gifts

'He's texting again.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Young MacDonald

'You've had a cell phone all these years and you haven't used it because of ROAMING CHARGES?'

'For directions, press one. For rescue, press two. To cry wolf, press three...'

"Ya know, if you remember your password, you have everything."

'I see you used the sat nav to get home.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'I'm sure it was one of those big-city types, Wendell! Just look how he chewed the memory chip outta his PDA so he could make an escape!'

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

The Evolved Anglerfish

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

Missionary control.

'Hi. I'm on the terrain...'

Campground Wi-fi.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

Illegal electronic commerce

"It's for you!"

Scenic selfie site

"The reports were right. . . he's using 'tools'."

"I'm not sure about those wing-suits - how do you use your phone?"

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Robot and sun

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I accept the cult’s ‘terms and conditions’? I’ve never seen that before."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Log into nature"

Robocall of the wild

'Not only is it a self-climbing tree stand it's self-walking too.'

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."