Tech-dependent Adventurer T-Shirts

"I brought my own nature sounds."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Who can we call?"

Pan Extension Chord

Meet the new factory manager.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Take me to your leader. . .

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

The segway RV.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Photocoffier.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

Young MacDonald

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"They've replaced the company car."