New Tech Adventurer T-Shirts

"Hmm...Baldo forgot his cell phone. Why do I pay for things I don't understand?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Selfie Stick

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Pan Extension Chord

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Desert wifi

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Take me to your leader. . .

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."