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'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Pan Extension Chord

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Take me to your leader. . .

Desert wifi

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."