Software Adventurer Gifts

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Man doing a search on a computer

You are here.

Second lifeReal life.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

i-teddy

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Free Range Employees.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Responsibility and duties

Meet the new factory manager.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Office Park

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Whack, Out of Whack.