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Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Have you been waiting long?'

The next fast train has gone.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Run from the hills!

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Riding the statue.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Travellers

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Shadow

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

Best Grandad in Richmond

Aliens on another planet.

Do not feed the bears - 'Oh, sure -- single me out!'