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Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Thank-you God.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

'Which one is named after me?'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Mars Poppins

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Elevator Music

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!