Gravity Adventurer T-Shirts

Caution - Low gravity zone.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Which one is named after me?'

Mars Poppins

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Christmas TV...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Crop duster wanted.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"