Gravity Explorer T-Shirts

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'This is great - what an idea! I can do a unit on gravity and the laws of motion for science class!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Big Bang Theory.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Extreme miming"

Boptimism

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"