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"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

In Difficulties.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

Chicken

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

The Polygon family at home

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Euclidean Dog.

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

"It's perfect."

'This is great - what an idea! I can do a unit on gravity and the laws of motion for science class!'