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Big Bang Theory.

The fate of the emigrant

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Cosmology marches on. . .