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'You need to diversify your portfolio by market cap, industry, country, galaxy and dimension.'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

The Wiki Man.

Travellers

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

He was forced to take early retirement.

Stock Market Adventure

Please use other dimension.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."